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Not Me Monday: Not My Kids Edition

I’m supposed to be writing a post denying things that my kids do, but all I can think of are the amazing and wonderful ways that our children have blessed our lives and made them more meaningful than we could have imagined.  I contemplate how different our lives would be if we didn’t have each and every one of these amazing people and am so thankful that God has blessed us with nine children even though we deserve none.

We deserve death and eternal damnation, but He has mercifully given us children who have brought more joy, blessing and happiness to Mark and me than we can possibly express.  They motivate us to be better people, give us strength to keep going, and hope for the future.  “Lo, children are a gift of the Lord and the fruit of the womb is His reward.”  So I hope this post will be a celebration of the amazing joy and blessing that our children are to us.

Our children are not talented artists.marker legs

They do not happily eat a wide variety of fiber.nicholas eating dirtThey don’t think that playing on the slip ‘n’ slide counts as taking a shower, so long as they use soap.Alyssa soap slip n slideThey don’t help clean the windows.Colby and Nick lick windowThey would not spend more than an hour filling up more than 300 water balloons so that they could have a huge water balloon fight with the explicit goal of  soaking their devoted and loving parents.crazy faces water balloons

They do not know that they’re cute.colby cowMatthew tom sawyersavannah watermelonalyssa in grasssadie fishing
They never walk in their sleep and end up in the middle of mom and dad’s bed, leaving no room for mom or dad.kaitlin in mom and dads bedThey are not a little too independent at times.Colby and knifeThey do not make messes.nicholas wipiesalyssa dirty legNicholas eating ice cream cone They are not over protective of their siblings.amber colby lake

They do not fall asleep in odd places.Savannah sleeping

They do not wear pants that are too big for them.colby pants falling down

Thank you Lord for the blessing of these amazing children!

Raising Olives is more than cute kids, we also have information on how we homeschool , laundry management, teaching children to do chores, scheduling and saving money by making things yourself. Oh, and lots more Not Me Mondays.

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25 Responses to Not Me Monday: Not My Kids Edition
  1. Cardamoms Pod
    July 20, 2009 | 9:39 am

    Oh, our blessings ARE so precious aren’t they! I love your twist on this edition of NMM! I am so happy, too, that I have so many “embarrassing” moments that make for so many great stories! Your pictures are TOO funny – I hope Mark was ROFLOL over these :-) .

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  2. Mrs Random
    July 20, 2009 | 11:00 am

    Those are outstanding pictures! I love the twist you put into the assignment :) Way to put Phil 4:8 into action!

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  3. JenT
    July 20, 2009 | 12:08 pm

    Those are too cute! A lot of those could apply to my blessings too. :)

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  4. Suzanne
    July 20, 2009 | 12:35 pm
  5. Angie Vik
    July 20, 2009 | 12:57 pm

    Very cute NNM post. Loved the ones of your kids washing the windows.

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  6. Secret Mom Thoughts
    July 20, 2009 | 1:12 pm

    Great list. I love the photos especially the one of the little girl sleeping on the potty.

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  7. Morgan
    July 20, 2009 | 1:20 pm

    I love all the pictures with this post! Too cute and funny!

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  8. Melissa
    July 20, 2009 | 1:32 pm

    Great Not My Kids happenings. I just can’t figure out why kids like to color all over themselves!

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  9. Christa
    July 20, 2009 | 1:40 pm

    The potty picture has me completely cracking up. :) How cute!!!

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  10. Laurel
    July 20, 2009 | 1:40 pm

    LOVE it!

    Some “Not Me Mondays” really bother my Mama’s Heart, as some parents seem to think of serious behavioral issues as a joke. So, it was very refreshing to read your post. I think I’ll try one similar to it in the near future.

    blessings,

    mama of 13

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  11. Erin
    July 20, 2009 | 1:53 pm

    Our girls were always writing on their legs with markers. It’s been a few years now, since we completly removed all markers from our house (I know, mean parents . . .) They always seemed to use their legs as a canvas on Sunday morning right before church. The looks we got from the nursery workers. :-P

    Adorable pictures!

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  12. Kim
    July 20, 2009 | 4:58 pm

    Hi there! I just found your blog via MckMama’s blog! I love your pictures. Your kids are simply adorable. I’m looking forward to exploring your blog a little more, especially the laundry tips. I only have 4 kids but laundry is always a huge challenge for me! We’re homeschoolers too! Love it!!!!

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  13. Casey
    July 20, 2009 | 5:02 pm

    All your pictures are just TOOOO cute! Great post!

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  14. Melissa Multitasking Mama
    July 20, 2009 | 6:12 pm

    OMgoodness, the falling asleep on the toilet one is too much! Thanks for sharing your beautiful family!

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  15. Awdrey
    July 20, 2009 | 6:20 pm

    Wow, loved your Not My Child post, and 9 kids, a true blessing! I have 4 little miracles myself and thought I had a handful.

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  16. Sandpiper
    July 20, 2009 | 9:06 pm

    Your kids sound like my kids?! This is a great meme!! Love the ‘sleeping on the toilet seat’ photo!!

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  17. Wendy
    July 20, 2009 | 9:07 pm

    Oh my goodness! Love the pictures! The one with the little girl sleeping in front of the toilet is hilarious…LOL!!

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  18. Charlotte
    July 20, 2009 | 9:30 pm

    Oh my this was so fun!

    I too love the sleeping on the potty picture!!

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  19. Tim
    July 20, 2009 | 10:40 pm

    This was too funny, and they are just the cutest kids ever too!

    Im gonna link your blog to The Fort if thats ok with you. Let me know.

    Im a followin now! Thanks for following my tweets!

    Love and Prayers,

    Tim
    Blog Frog Community Leader

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    Raising Olives Reply:

    If anyone does a post like this on their blog, I would love to know about it so I can come read. This was a great excuse to put up a bunch of pictures.

    Thanks!

    Tim,
    Link ins are always welcome! Thanks.

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  20. Jenn
    July 21, 2009 | 1:42 am

    This is such a darling post! I love this. I may need to do something like this on my family blog- too cute!

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  21. Twisted Cinderella
    July 21, 2009 | 3:51 pm

    Too funny! I LOVE it!

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  22. TrenchMommy
    July 21, 2009 | 9:01 pm

    Great post, Kim! Love it!

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  23. Suzanne
    March 19, 2010 | 12:46 pm

    The aqua colored dress on your daughter in the water with the little one…is that a swim dress??? If so where did you get it??? : )

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    Kimberly @ Raising Olives Reply:

    Yes that is a swim dress. We purchased it from swim modest. I make some additional comments the quality and price of these particular suits in this question and answer post.

    Hope that helps.

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