I cut every one’s hair in our family, except mine, from my husband Mark down to the baby. So when Mark had a big meeting with a very important customer he came to me and asked that I give him a hair cut. It had been a long day, but I happily agreed because I wanted him to make a great impression. As I was using the clippers on the back of his head, I began to have some problems with them. I took off the guard to check and could see nothing obvious. I did NOT forget to replace the guard before beginning to cut Mark’s hair again. Nope, not me. I knew that this was a really important meeting, both to Mark AND to his company, so I would not force him to go to the meeting with his hair like this!
I did not begin to laugh and cry all at once and I certainly did not suggest that he should wear a hat to work.
When I was moving all the furniture and vacuuming on Saturday I did not find a hanger for a Christmas ornament under the couch.
I did not receive an email from a friend saying that she saw a picture of our family on the wall at Chick-Fil-A, a picture of our whole family dressed up like cows! Ahem, she must be mistaken. She did not include digital proof.
While Mark and I were relaxing on the couch having a serious discussion about our children’s education and waiting for said children to get ready for bed we did not see this walking by.
Nope not in our home, things like this simply do not happen.
I do not have several friends that should regularly read my Not Me Monday’s just so that their delusion that our family has it all together is corrected. At least you, my loyal blog readers, know better than that!
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