Today Raising Olives welcomes Connie of Smockity Frocks . Connie describes herself as a “Christian homeschooling mom of seven noisy kidlets, wife of one hunky golf pro. Maker of aprons, teller of stories, wiper of noses. It’s a wonderful life!” Connie is one of my blog friends whom I hope to meet in real life someday. She wrote one of my favorite series of posts about Why So Many Children? Only have time to read one post about why so many children, this one says it all!
Without further ado, here is Not Me Monday, Smockity Style.
I would NEVER laugh when my children call The Baby names like “Blubber Cheeks” and “Baggy Bum”.
And I certainly would NOT run to get the camera to document the state of the baggy… well, you know.
“Yo. Home girl. How’s it hangin’?”
Which reminds me that I do NOT allow my baby to go around in the front yard in nothing but a diaper, and I most emphatically do NOT take her to Walmart with no shoes on because we could only find one sandal in the van and the other one is AWOL and the only other shoes she has are black patent (faux) leather and that would simply not do with a onesie. A lady HAS to draw the line somewhere, ya know!
I most definitely do NOT allow my baby to put dirt in her mouth at the park just to teach her that dirt is not palatable. And that does NOT backfire on me when she LIKES it and decides to eat two more fists full before I can get to her.
Nope.
Not me.
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Cuuute! Those are funny.
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Haha! The picture is so cute and I love the dirt story, almost forgot about that one.
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LOL…as a mom it makes my day to know that I’m not the only that these things ‘don’t happen’ to! Thanks for sharing, Kim
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Hilarious! Things like that ‘never’ happen at my house either!
Blessings!
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Adorable!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! Me neither (especially the shoe thing)!
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