Category Archives: Humor

Wordless: Time Management

Nicholas (2) makes the most of  a car ride to grandma's house. More Wordless Wednesdays with the olives. This post is linked to 5 Minutes ...

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Not Me: Weddings and Tea Parties

Welcome to Not Me! Monday!   Where I have an opportunity to admit what I did NOT do this week. When I ran out of size one diapers for Isabella I was able to use a few size two diapers, although they were a little big and made her look like she had a big, saggy, baby ...

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Not Me: Tubs, Sofas and Toes

With the arrival of baby Bella in addition to our other responsibilities, Mark and I are NOT struggling to keep up with everything.Nope, not us, everything is under control. I was NOT having to rush to get a shower in time to make ...

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Not Me: Spoiling the Baby

Our whole family is NOT completely goo-goo over our sweet new baby girl.  We are a sensible, productive family so tiny ears, crossed eyes and soft skin are NOT enough to make us all want to just sit around holding and admiring a tiny baby. Isabella was NOT over ...

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Not Me: New Baby

When Colby (3) first saw Isabella's umbilical cord he did not say, " Mommy why is hers private not in hers diaper?" My feet and ankles are not still swollen nearly beyond recognition (thanks to all of the IV fluids).  IF they were swollen my kids would not add insult to injury by writing "MOM" on ...

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Not Me: The Day Before BABY

Since we put the baby seat in the van I've NOT had dozens of heart stopping moments as I've seen it and thought, "Oh no, we left the baby in the car" only to realize "I'M STILL PREGNANT".   No worries about leaving the baby anywhere. Being 9 months pregnant and leaning over to pick up ...

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Not Me: Popsicles and the Van

I did not forget about a doctor's appointment last week and end up skipping it completely.  (I'm not completely blaming that on baby brain, Oi!) It did not take us 45 minutes to figure out the new van seating arrangements for when the baby is born.  The conversation did ...

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The Day I Lived “Not Me”, But Didn’t Post It

If you've read Raising Olives for long, you probably know that if  I can remember what happened during the week I have plenty of fodder for a "Not Me" post.  Last week was no different.  But rather than visiting RO and giggling at our family, you were treated to a day of silence. It all began ...

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Not Me: Fire, Mud and Modesty

Last week we celebrated Matthew's 11th birthday.  For his special day we made a big fire in the back yard and cooked dinner and roasted marshmallows for S'mores out over the open flame.   I did NOT ask if I could stay inside and watch through the sliding ...

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Not Me: When it Rains….

I did not inadvertently spill some water on the keyboard of our family's laptop causing the 't' and the 'y' keys to short out and thus making it impossible to sign into the computer.  (Do you think that if I say that often enough that it really will not have happened and that my 't' ...

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